Some of you may be familiar with our "Life Lessons" series, featuring rec-league amateur athletes who take their weekly kickball/softball/frisbee golf games waaay too seriously and, in turn, suck all the joy out of these activities for their teammates. These submissions were phenomenal, but I have a sneaking suspicion that the best are yet to come — and most of them will be from FFL players.
So please send us some of the most obscene, bitchiest, over-the-top emails you've received from FFL members whom you'd like to put on blast for their melodramatic antics. We'll keep them (and you) anonymous if you'd like, but we do hope you'll help us verify their accuracy as much as possible so we don't have to resort to Snopes.com editors for fact-checking purposes.
If you have emails from past seasons, send them. If something crops up this season, send them along as well. At the end of the year, our favorite submission will win a prize pack most likely consisting of crap from our desk.
So email them to email@example.com with the subject line "Overwrought FFL Emails" and help us entertain the masses.
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