We all owe our gratitude to tipster Matt, who spotted this "merm" (mullet + perm, he suggests) at the Packers' training camp recently. Matt called it "your very own Davy [Crockett] hat." I'd point out that it would also be perfect under a skiing or hockey helmet: there's no risk of helmet hair, because half of your hair is a helmet, and there's a built-in neck-warmer to boot.
I have never really seen anything quite like it. There's even been some speculation here at the Deadspin office that we're being duped, and that this is either a Photoshop job or a wig. But I'm quite confident that it's actually just a spectacular, holy-shit-worthy mullet perm. There is, after all, some precedent for the style.
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