Oh Shrek. Poor Shrek. His plant foot slipped while he was trying to put Manchester United up 4-1 on rival Chelsea, kicked the ball into his other foot sending it wide of the net and fell down go boom. (Start at 0:32 is the silent-picture aspect of the video bothers you).

Little matter: Man U still won 3-1.

Bonus coverage: After a 148-day drought, Fernando Torres finally scored a goal! He also missed a wide-open net in the 84th minute that could have cut the deficit to one goal. It might have been the worst miss ever, too. But why not highlight a Torres rarity?

Manchester United v Chelsea – as it happened [Guardian]

Is Fernando Torres' miss against Manchester United the worst ever? [Goal.com]