In sending along this "video of popular IFBB Pro Figure Competitor living it up in Dallas," tipster Crystal D. wrote, "It's rare to see an IFBB Pro Figure Competitor do anything like this."

I'll play along. After all, International Federation of Body Building Pro Figure Competitor Larissa Reis is a former Playboy playmate, and she did a softcore-porn-scored "exercise" video in Vegas last year, so barriers are continually being broken down in her wake.

IFBB Pro Figure Competitor Larissa Reis in Dallas HD [YouTube]

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