Writes amateur filmmaker twall0313 of this slice of Americana he opted to share with the world, "Two guys get into a fight at a Denny's in Binghamton, New York, right outside of Binghamton University. It happened around 4am and it was awesome."

Awesome? Eh, hard to tell. Maybe if twall0313 knew how to hold his phone for optimal late-night fight recording it'd have been. But narrator's right: Grand Slam breakfasts are a guaranteed feel-better purchase.