Or some black guy in a hat who vaguely resembles Mike Vick. Nude Mike Vick or not, it'll still be a splendid night to hang out at our new locale, the Bleecker Street bar, and watch The Dream Team battle the Chicago Bears.
The Place: Bleecker Street Bar, corner of Bleecker/Crosby btw Broadway and Lafayette.
The Time: 7:30 until the game ends
Just say you're there for the Deadspin thing to somebody who looks like they're there for the Deadspin thing and maybe you'll make a new friend. It is a cash bar because bars need to eat, too, you know.
If you come or not, thanks for your continued support of Deadspin. Let's all get together soon. Come back tomorrow and for Tim Burke and Sean Newell's LSU/Alabama hump-a-thon.