Of course, it's not representative of a real computer error; just a human failure to make a labor agreement that would provide professional basketball to a fan base that is growing more and more impatient and resigned to the fact that we may, very well, be without a season this year. Thus:
Please be patient as we work on resolving this. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
It's no problem, really. We'll just mimic Chauncey's serious face on while we watch these riveting reruns from the '73 Knicks championship run on the MSG channel for the third time. Don't mind a bit. Willis Reed sure was a heck of a player.
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