Oh boy. Thanksgiving, the best American football holiday, is three days away. The early Lions-Packers game and late Ravens-49ers game are going to be really good.

So it's only natural that we wind up with a horrendous Monday night contest. Patriots-Chiefs, with Tyler Palko—Tyler Palko!—starting for KC. I'd tell you about New England's secondary, but it's Tyler Palko. I'd tell you about New England's pre-Jets woes, but it's Tyler Palko. I'd tell you about Scott Pioli's thirst for revenge against his former masters, but it's Tyler Palko.

Yeah, I'm not sure why you'd watch this one. If you do, talk about it down here.