Radio/TV personality and ESPN gadfly Dan Patrick guest-hosted a category in the first round of last night's episode of Jeopardy!, and as is S.O.P. for all sports categories on the quiz show, contestants avoided it—choosing categories like "Corruption Junction" and "This Landfill Is My Landfill" instead.

Alas, last night's panel of contestants were too smart for their own good, and time allowed for fully exhausting the board. The panel managed to respond correctly to every answer except "Who is Gordie Howe," a failure that left Canadian native Alex Trebek visibly disappointed. [CBS]