At a banquet in the Dominican Republic last week, Bautista said he had undergone 16 PED tests in the past two seasons—since his power binge began. Yahoo's Jeff Passan reports today that this isn't strictly true, and the actual number is "not even in the ballpark" of 16.

A source says Bautista has been tested an average number of times, so twice, maybe three times per season. Passan ventures that either "the reporter misheard, Bautista miscalculated or something else." Something else meaning Bautista should ask for ID the next time someone requests a vial of his urine.