Look, we're no experts on Russia, and no one wants to be culturally insensitive. But according to the official Twitter feed of CSKA Moscow, the top team in the Russian Basketball SuperLeague, former NBAer Andrei Kirilenko got an elbow to the eye in the third quarter of last night's game and Masha Lopatova—yes, the same one who allows her husband an annual hall pass—proceeded to put on the mask made famous by the movie Scream.
That's it. That's all we know about the picture you see above. Unless it has something to do with ducking a December lawsuit filed against her and husband in Utah, we're stumped. (Kirilenko, we should note, is actually having an OK season with CSKA, averaging 12.6 points and 2.2 blocks on a team-high 28 minutes a game.)
More information as we get it, but as it stands now, Russia is a weird, weird place.