Kids give their stuffed animals crazy names. When I was little, I had a stuffed bunny named "Ted Kennedy." So maybe I shouldn't be too shocked that this young fan, interviewed in Pittsburgh before last night's Pens-Flyers matchup in the Stanley Cup playoffs, has a bear named "Miller Lite." Some shame, though, should go to her parentsā€”couldn't they at least point her toward the preferred beer of the region, that esteemed brew known as I.C. Light? [KDKA]

h/t to Mikey