It's bad enough that the Giants swept the Mets in yesterday's twin bill (starring Jason Bay!). The injury came with insult, though, in the form of this fullscreen outlining exactly how successful Mets pitchers have become once they've elevated themselves to ex-Met status (the most recent, of course, being Philip Humber). Seriously, though, Mets fans! You have a Shake Shack. Does onfield misery really matter when you have a Shake Shack? Rays fans put up with a decade of terrible baseball while having nothing good to eat but an Outback Steakhouse Bloomin' Onion.