Griffin, the sure-to-be second pick in Thursday's draft, was announced last week as Subway's newest pitchman. He's in New York today, where he was greeted by a larger-than-life bust lovingly crafted out of barbecue chicken and various sandwich toppings. ("The hair Is peppers and the teeth are garlic.")

"All you can do is laugh," Griffin says, but we venture that you can also cry and scream and wet yourself when confronted with an edible caricatured monstrosity of seasoned meat. "We like to call it RGIII½."

"It never sleeps," Griffin failed to add.