The Inside The NBA "Shirt-Off" that brought us this priceless moment of Charles Barkley handling a Shake Weight came to its conclusion last night, with Chuck and Shaq disrobing to show off their unique physiques. While Sir Charles's suspiciously pube-like chest hair was horrifying enough, it wasn't quite to the level of Shaq's ersatz six-pack—a con spoiled when one of O'Neal's belly rolls flopped over the waistband of his shorts.

That having been said, both gentlemen appear to be in much-improved shape over previous bodily incarnations, and we applaud them for that—as well as Chuck's closing plea to end the obesity epidemic in America.