Intrepid tipster Kevin M. dutifully recorded every single pitch of Jose Canseco's long-awaited, much-anticipated, expectations-shattering debut tonight with the independent Worcester Tornadoes, who traveled south to face the Newark Bears. Alas, America's favorite semi-retired, ball-playing hug machine didn't do so well, drawing two walks before striking out twice.

Can't imagine this is going to help his All-Star write-in campaign much.

Thanks, Kevin M.!