Oh, Matt Cain threw a perfect game? Sorry, didn't notice. Was too busy having my head explode after seeing a secret agent fly around the Bay on his personal water-powered jetpack. This was the first inning. You knew it was going to be a special game.

This is neat now, but since Cain did go on to have one of the all-time dominant games, you should soon expect to see the Giants introduce the Rally Jetpack Guy. They will sell plush Jetpack Guys at the team store, and play a video of Jetpack Guy dancing when the Giants need some runs, and everybody will be sick of the Rally Jetpack Guy. It's the way of baseball.

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