Welcome back to Dead Letters, the feature in which we reprint our favorite fan mail from throughout the week. It's like Deleted Scenes, but without all the scuzz money. We should take this moment to remind you that all emails to Deadspin and its editors are on the record unless otherwise specified. Now for your letters.

Because it's a holiday week, we've got a special edition of Dead Letters for you. It's all the angry tweets Italians sent Deadspin staff writer Barry Petchesky after he published "Italy Beats Germany In Soccer, Vulgar Newspaper Headlines" on June 29. The Italians apparently took special exception to being called "a nation of shiftless layabout tax-dodgers."