Lest you think McDonalds just slaps a "Mc" in front of shit and sells it as something new and not entirely disgusting, here is some "McJordan BBQ Sauce" from the early nineties delicacy, the McJordan Burger, for sale on eBay. The McJordan, you may recall "is a quarter-pound hamburger with smoked bacon, cheese, McJordan barbeque sauce, onions, mustard and pickles. All of Michael Jordan's 'favorite ingredients.'"

The McJordan was a 1992 promotion and this gallon of barbecue sauce in a windshield washer fluid bottle somehow escaped use for lo, these many years, not unlike the one ring. The lucky cretin who stumbled across this gem, our McSmeagol, is also quite the greedy guts; you can buy this gallon of McJordan sauce—an "incredibly rare piece of memorabilia!"—for just south of $10,000. And it appears he means business: he's already denied 10 offers going back to July of this year. But hey, shipping's free.

h/t Stev_D