Sean Daivari choked someone out, a German guy tried to jump into a frozen pool, and a Browns fan dunked his head in a bucket of piss. Here are the best videos that were on Deadspin this week.

Here's Footage Of Former WWE Wrestler Shawn Daivari Choking Out An Allegedly Belligerent Train Passenger

Daivari uses a rear naked chokehold on dude, causing him to lose consciousness and piss his pants before Daivari throws him off the train. Watch »

Trying To Do A Cannonball Into A Frozen Swimming Pool Is Not A Good Idea

That didn't stop this guy in Germany from giving it his best shot. "Fuck the fucking cold," he said, just before taking the, uh, plunge. The cold won. Watch »

Here's A Browns Fan Dunking His Head In A Bucket Of Urine For $450

So we're confident in saying this: a man sticking his head in a bucket of piss, then getting paid for it, is absolutely the Browns' 2012 season. Watch »