Go Home, Everybody: We Found The Most Ridiculous Fan In The World | He was at the Dolphins game. They lost by 34. To the Titans. Unforgotten isn't a word. Is that a bowling tattoo on the right side of his torso? Read »

Who The Hell Is Johnny Manziel? | Manziel is having a better year than anyone expected: he was well-regarded coming out of Tivy High School in Kerrville, Texas, but ESPN called him the 78th best quarterback in his class, and Rivals had him as only a three-star recruit. Read »

People Are Upset With Yahoo Fantasy Football | There are several angles to this still-developing story, though. One is, hey, who gives a shit about your fantasy football team, right? Totally valid. Another is, hey, Yahoo what gives, man? Why are you screwing up my leisure activities at literally the most inconvenient time? Read »

Deshazor Everett's Name And His Interception To Beat Alabama Are Equally Fantastic | And so it was that McCarron was rolling right and throwing to the end zone on fourth-and-goal from the 2, facing a 5-point deficit with less than two minutes remaining, and a gentleman in an Aggies uniform named Deshazor Everett created McCarron's second interception of the game and of the season, and maybe detonated the Tide's chance of repeating as national champions. Read »

Texas Honors Passing Of Coach Darrell Royal By Running First Play From Wishbone, Gains 47 Yards | Current coach Mack Brown announced, too, he'd honor the man who introduced the wishbone to major college football by running UT's first offensive play from the formation. Read »

How To Make A Meatloaf That Doesn't Suck: A Guide For Unrefined Hedonists | We like meatballs, we like hamburgers, we like things that are bigger than other things, and meatloaf is essentially like those first two things only a little bit different and a lot bigger, especially when you make one that is obscenely, nigh disturbingly large, as we are going to today. So, let's reconsider meatloaf. Also, let's have some fucking meatloaf. Read »

Before The Eagles Lost To The Cowboys A Car Was Ablaze In The Parking Lot | Reports now say that the car actually belonged to an Eagles fan, and that the fire resulted from a grilling party that didn't dispose of its coals properly. Read »

Girl Takes Volleyball Spike Off The Face, Ricochet Takes Out Spectator | Taking a spike off the face seems part of the cost of doing business in volleyball, but having a renegade volleyball track you down on the sidelines and take you out is something else entirely. Read »

An Angry Tommy Tuberville Got Physical With One Of His Assistants On The Sideline | Red Raiders mistakes have made head coach Tommy Tuberville a very angry panda indeed. Read »