Earlier today, we poked fun at the fact that Braylon Edwards decided to rush to the defense of former teammate and buttfumbler Mark Sanchez. Now, Edwards has apologized for his "emotional outburst," and proven himself to be very bad at completing his thoughts.
That ellipses has been hanging there for almost an hour. Did Edwards get distracted and forget to finish explaining himself? Did he mistake his phone for a football and immediately drop it?
We'll have an update when Edwards finally ends the suspense.
Update: And now, two-and-a-half hours later, here is the end of Edwards's thought:
Thank god that's settled.
Update #2: It looks like Braylon Edwards just got released by the Seahawks. Bad day for Braylon: