Jim Harbaugh's Failed Challenge Freakout Is Even Better In Extreme Slow Motion | Jim Harbaugh is an absolute lunatic. That's really all there is to say. Read »

In ESPN Interview, Manti Te'o Admits To "Tailoring His Stories," Says He Wasn't Convinced Lennay Kekua Was Fake Until Wednesday | Amazingly, Te'o claimed he wasn't "fully convinced" that Lennay Kekua did not exist until Wednesday, after we published our report on the hoax. Read »

Colts Punter Pat McAfee Nearly Got Catfished, Too, But Realized He Wasn't Famous Enough For Groupies | He was tipped off to his own looming ensnarement, he says, partly by the fact that he was a shitty punter. Read »

Why Katie Couric's Manti Te'o Interview Will Suck | Katie Couric's conflict of interest is neither subtle, nor common; she and Te'o, according to the Times, are both clients of the same spokesman. Read »

Shannon Sharpe Actually Makes Sense Talking About Bill Belichick's Refusal To Do Post-Game Interview | On the the CBS post-game show in studio, Shannon Sharpe actually had some sensible commentary on Belichick's behavior. Read »

How To Make Chicken Soup: A Guide For The Flu-Stricken, I.E., Every Goddamn One Of You | I can detect a crescendo of grousing out there in the internet about the suggestion that you should use canned chicken stock, but, please, hear me out first: Shut up. Read »

Here's A Woman Who Claims She's Dashon Goldson's Aunt Cursing And Screaming Incoherently On Live Television | If you thought 49ers fans weren't excited about this team, here's some proof to the contrary. Read »