And now, some Shameful Moments In Bat-Killing History, courtesy of the bat in the Bradley Center during the Providence-Marquette Game:

The two sides then ceded their territory to the bat. Game over. The bat won:

Not really—when the lights went back on, the bat had disappeared into a crevice of the Bradley Center, to plot its revenge. We'll always have the GIF—all 6'10 of Sidiki Johnson, bobbing and weaving when faced with a tiny flying animal. Expect the bat to rank somewhere in the top 25 when this week's AP poll comes out.