When Peter Gammons sends out one of his patented butt-tweets, it's an occasion for laughter, because old guys who don't understand technology are always funny. But retired Boston Globe columnist Bob Ryan's misuse of the social media platform makes us feel sad. Ryan definitely wants to say something, but he just can't!

It's like he's tweeting from one of those nightmares in which you keep trying to scream but no sound comes out of your mouth.

h/t Samer Kalaf