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It's easy to get caught up in the emotion of Sunday at The Masters, but few fans have the determination to use that frenzy to their advantage and sneak in a boob grope at 15.

Yes, August National Golf Club is supposed to be a hallowed and reserved place, but when Tiger Woods sticks an approach shot, everyone gets in the mood to stick something. There isn't really a better aphrodisiac than a Woods-Mickelson pairing rallying from behind—so who wouldn't get a little randy in the gallery? Even Hootie Johnson approves.


Oh, and some fat guy from another country won the whole shebang in a three-way playoff, but I doubt anyone will remember that. Except maybe the other guy who bogeyed 17 and 18 when a par on either would have won it. He might remember that one for awhile.

Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson proved Augusta spark plugs [ESPN]
Perry shows grace, but late blunders again have to hurt [USA Today]
Cabrera's Win, Woods-Mickelson Duel Brings Life Back to Masters [Bloomberg]
Tossing Batting Practice
Angel Cabrera Is Your Master [Rumors and Rants]

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