"But point taken, Ted Nugent." and "Fuck this dude and his tiny penis" both make appearances! Use a wide choke on your gun, because the drama is plentiful.
Free-agent first baseman Adam LaRoche is an avid hunter, and earlier today he posted a photo of a giant-ass elk that he shot on his Twitter account. That's a really fucking big elk, and the fact that it's dead has LaRoche's former Nationals teammate, Dan Haren, feelin' a little blue.
Well, at least LaRoche thanked the lord for sending him such a huge elk to kill.