A reader directs us to the homepage of British pop singer Gunther, whose Web site implores his fans to "sexualize the world." (Insert your own Shawn Kemp joke here.)
We don't really know much about Gunther and, as far as we're concerned, he could have just been created out of thin air, a month ago. And our reader points out that, well, Gunther, with a haircut, might very well be Gonzaga forward Adam Morrison.
The mustache certainly fits, but the real question, other than "can anyone imagine Adam Morrison sexualizing the world?" is: Is it OK for German pop stars to cry? In the middle of a concert?