I’m in Boston and the sun is shining and the entire city is preparing to battle LeBron.

Possible chants for tonight’s game...

“You’re a ba-by”
“Please stop cry-ing”
“You’re not M-J”
“You will leave. You will leave.”

(Crap - you’re right, he’s a machine, none of this will work)

— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) May 23, 2018