Amar'e Stoudemire Bathes In Red Wine, For Some Damn Reason

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This morning, Knicks forward Amar'e Stoudemire posted a photo of himself bathing in red wine on his Instagram page. At the time, I honestly did not believe he was actually bathing in red wine, because why would a person do that? I was wrong. Amar'e Stoudemire bathes in wine all the damn time.


This is apparently a thing. Seriously, look at all these fools just hanging out in wine pools like that's some cool shit to do. The practice is supposed to help people improve circulation and reverse the signs of aging, which, OK, sure.

This is all bad news for spas that have been getting away with charging people $65 for a 20-minute wine bath, because if there's one guy you don't want endorsing the regenerative properties of your service, it's the one who is about as durable as a wet paper bag.