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We're probably quoting this letter to the editor from the Raleigh News & Observer just to be mean, but hey, whaddya gonna do?

We need illegal aliens in this country because they'll take jobs that no other American will take, such as head coach of men's basketball at N.C. State.
Joe Galanko
Chapel Hill

Letters To The Editor [News & Observer]
Everyone Else Has Withdrawn ... Why Not Me? [ESPN]