Jon Gugala

8/24/16

The Worst Of <i>American Ninja Warrior</i>'s Terrible Commentary

The Worst Of American Ninja Warrior's Terrible Commentary

Rescuing us all from a post-Olympics malaise, American Ninja Warrior returned on Monday night with its Philadelphia…

1/19/16

Skier Throws Snowboarder Off Chairlift

A skier threw a snowboarder from a chairlift in Aspen on Sunday after the snowboarder, 28-year-old Seth Beckton,…

8/25/15

Drunk Hammer-Thrower Barters Gold Medal For Taxi

The IAAF World Championships are happening now in Beijing, and here are its major stories: Bolt won, Gatlin lost,…

8/14/15

Nike Exec: “I’m Gonna Fuckin’ Kill You”

On Wednesday, website LetsRun.com published a University of Oregon Police Department report of an incident on June…

1/12/15

Dancing Hurdler Michelle Jenneke Is All Grown Up

It's been almost three years since the Internet discovered Michelle Jenneke. Then an 18-year-old Australian with a…

1/8/15

Boston Selected As Sole U.S. Representative For Olympic Bid

According to the AP, Beantown has beaten out Los Angeles, San Francisco and Washington, D.C., to represent the U.S.…

1/7/15

How To Treat Your Vagina Before Your Next Race

If you're like me, you often wonder how exactly one cares for one's vagina the day before a race. What are potential…

1/5/15

Skip Bulletproof Coffee And Just Take The Drugs

Even if you haven't heard of the Bulletproof Diet, you've probably heard of the drink, a mixture of melted butter…

12/23/14

Japan's Yuki Kawauchi finishes 2014 having run 14 marathons (11 of which were under 2:15:00) and 16 half marathons (12 of which were under 65:00). Oh, and a national record in the 50K. Check out his unbelievable year at Japan Running News. Read more

12/23/14

Philadelphia Hosts World's Shortest Running Event

Have you ever found yourself envious of all those races runners participate in, but are unwilling to actually run?…

Journalismism

All The Dumbass Things Alan Abrahamson Said In His Piece Of Shit Op-Ed

Alan Abrahamson is an Olympic lackey at the highest level, the Peter King of the IOC, and one doesn't get to the top…

12/17/14

Hurdler Kristi Castlin Tells You How To Not Get Fat Over The Holidays

Kristi Castlin is a very good hurdler. How good? The 26-year-old Atlanta native beat American record-holder Brianna…

12/15/14

Hunters, Please Stop Shooting Runners

It's deer hunting season again, which means that runners across the country have begun fearing for their lives.…

12/8/14

Runners & Ibuprofen: No Benefit, Could Cause "Colonic Seepage"

If you're like me, one of the main goals during a run is to not shit yourself. But if you're like almost 70 percent…

12/8/14

USA Track & Field Will Do Whatever It Damn Well Wants

It's been over nine months since Andrew Bumbalough, a spindly runner from Tennessee, was disqualified from the 2014…

12/3/14

Cincinnati Turkey Trot Finish Line Looted, Bagels Feared Lost

Last Thursday, thousands of people across the country participated in Turkey Trots before returning to their homes…

11/29/14

Endurance Athletes May Soon Be Electrocuting Their Brains

What if, prior to Thursday's Turkey Trot, a few minutes hooked up to a 9-volt battery could have lowered your heart…

11/27/14

Clif Cuts Ties With Some Of Its Most Infamous Climbers

On November 7, the rock climbing magazine Rock and Ice reported Clif Bar had cut five of its 20 sponsored climbers.…

11/18/14

Lance Armstrong Dropped Out Of A Beer Mile

With the Beer Mile World Championships rapidly approaching on December 3, interest in the event is peaking. Lance…

11/17/14

Kilian Jornet, the world's best ultrarunner, has a new goal: running up Mt. Everest. Without supplemental oxygen. From an unnamed village well below the traditional base camp. Discuss. Read more

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