Sean Newell

8/28/14

Yankees Catcher Gets Hit In The Dick, YES Thinks It Was His Collarbone

Francisco Cervelli took a foul ball to the dick in the fifth inning of Wednesday's game against the Tigers. In…

8/27/14

Centerplate Will Make Dog-Abusing CEO Volunteer At Dog Shelter

Stadium caterer Centerplate announced that it is forcing Desmond Hague to donate $100,000 to form a charity called…

College Football

UNC Suspends Four Players After Report Of Alleged Hazing Investigation

North Carolina has suspended four players—starting cornerbacks Desmond Lawrence and Brian Walker and backups M.J.…

MLB

Cardinals Fan Has No Idea He's About To Get Hit With A Flying Bat

You might say this GIF is too long. You would be wrong, and have no understanding of things like delayed…

8/27/14

Yet Another Challenger Emerges For Worst First Pitch Ever

So, here's the question: how much worse can these first pitches get? At some point someone is going to do…

8/26/14

Mike Napoli, In The Rogers Centre, With Brute Damn Force

Rest in peace, baseball. You were hit so damn hard, and flew so damn far, that you were at least not in much pain…

8/26/14

Three Case Western Wrestlers Die In Plane Crash

Four people died Monday night when a rented, single-engine Cessna crashed and burned soon after taking off from…

8/26/14

Chargers Broadcaster Suspended For On-Air Joke About How Jews Are Cheap

San Diego Chargers radio analyst Hank Bauer has been suspended from the broadcast of the team's final preseason game…

College Football

Josh Shaw's Sister Says He Did Save Her Son

While the rest of the world tries to figure out just what the hell is going on with this Josh Shaw story, his sister…

Golf

John Daly Makes Country Music

And it's...not terrible? I honestly have no idea. Listening to country music is a lot like drinking fancy wine for…

8/26/14

Asshole CEO Of Stadium Caterer Caught On Video Abusing Dog

The asshole you see repeatedly kicking and yanking this dog all over the place—at one point lifting the dog up off…

NFL

The Footwork In This Vine Of Saints DB Drills Is Mesmerizing

This is like synchronized swimming, but with two Jesuses on the Galilee in football pads.

MLB

The Orioles Dominated The Rays Offensively And Defensively

In the third inning, Nick Markakis and Steve Pearce hit back-to-back home runs. In the fifth inning, Delmon Young,…

8/25/14

The Bucknell Football Team Takes The Best Profile Pictures

The Bucknell Bison roster page is a treasure trove of goofy profile pictures. In what has to be a concerted effort…

8/24/14

Deadspin Up All Night: An Image Painted Black

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Be peace.

8/24/14

Yasiel Puig, You Are Not That Fast

Yasiel Puig tried to score from second base on a ground-ball double play in the bottom of the sixth inning against…

8/24/14

South Korea Wins LLWS; Teams Bro Down In Handshake Line

South Korea beat Chicago's Jackie Robinson West in the Little League World Series Championship 8-4 today. It…

NFL

Jets CB Dimitri Patterson Has Been Missing Since Friday

Jets cornerback Dimitri Patterson has been missing since Friday's game at MetLife Stadium against the Giants. He…

8/24/14

Sam Bradford Out For The Year With Torn ACL

Rams quarterback Sam Bradford went down in the first quarter of the Rams preseason game against the Browns last…

NFL

Matt Prater Suspended Four Games, Could Have Been The Whole Season

Broncos kicker Matt Prater negotiated a year-long suspension for an alcohol-related violation of the NFL's substance…

Sean Newell's posts

Yankees Catcher Gets Hit In The Dick, YES Thinks It Was His Collarbone

Centerplate Will Make Dog-Abusing CEO Volunteer At Dog Shelter

UNC Suspends Four Players After Report Of Alleged Hazing Investigation

Cardinals Fan Has No Idea He's About To Get Hit With A Flying Bat

Yet Another Challenger Emerges For Worst First Pitch Ever

Mike Napoli, In The Rogers Centre, With Brute Damn Force

Three Case Western Wrestlers Die In Plane Crash

Chargers Broadcaster Suspended For On-Air Joke About How Jews Are Cheap

Josh Shaw's Sister Says He Did Save Her Son

John Daly Makes Country Music

Asshole CEO Of Stadium Caterer Caught On Video Abusing Dog

The Footwork In This Vine Of Saints DB Drills Is Mesmerizing

The Orioles Dominated The Rays Offensively And Defensively

The Bucknell Football Team Takes The Best Profile Pictures

Deadspin Up All Night: An Image Painted Black

Yasiel Puig, You Are Not That Fast

South Korea Wins LLWS; Teams Bro Down In Handshake Line

Jets CB Dimitri Patterson Has Been Missing Since Friday

Sam Bradford Out For The Year With Torn ACL

Matt Prater Suspended Four Games, Could Have Been The Whole Season