Sean Newell's posts

Francisco Cervelli took a foul ball to the dick in the fifth inning of Wednesday's game against the Tigers. In…

Stadium caterer Centerplate announced that it is forcing Desmond Hague to donate $100,000 to form a charity called…

North Carolina has suspended four players—starting cornerbacks Desmond Lawrence and Brian Walker and backups M.J.…

You might say this GIF is too long. You would be wrong, and have no understanding of things like delayed…

So, here's the question: how much worse can these first pitches get? At some point someone is going to do…

Rest in peace, baseball. You were hit so damn hard, and flew so damn far, that you were at least not in much pain…

Four people died Monday night when a rented, single-engine Cessna crashed and burned soon after taking off from…

San Diego Chargers radio analyst Hank Bauer has been suspended from the broadcast of the team's final preseason game…

While the rest of the world tries to figure out just what the hell is going on with this Josh Shaw story, his sister…

And it's...not terrible? I honestly have no idea. Listening to country music is a lot like drinking fancy wine for…

The asshole you see repeatedly kicking and yanking this dog all over the place—at one point lifting the dog up off…

This is like synchronized swimming, but with two Jesuses on the Galilee in football pads.

In the third inning, Nick Markakis and Steve Pearce hit back-to-back home runs. In the fifth inning, Delmon Young,…

The Bucknell Bison roster page is a treasure trove of goofy profile pictures. In what has to be a concerted effort…

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Yasiel Puig tried to score from second base on a ground-ball double play in the bottom of the sixth inning against…

South Korea beat Chicago's Jackie Robinson West in the Little League World Series Championship 8-4 today. It…

Jets cornerback Dimitri Patterson has been missing since Friday's game at MetLife Stadium against the Giants. He…

Rams quarterback Sam Bradford went down in the first quarter of the Rams preseason game against the Browns last…

Broncos kicker Matt Prater negotiated a year-long suspension for an alcohol-related violation of the NFL's substance…