Out the driver’s side window while going ~60 mph in the right lane of the Staten Island Expressway, westbound. I was brutally hungover from the night before, and was going to Atlantic City with some friends. I would have bailed on the trip except I’d agreed to give a friend a ride. During the ride, he kept mentioning… Read more
I’m impressed Rodgers was able to get that much distance on the throw, while simultaneously keeping that hula hoop in the air.
Four sources tell us there’s a rumor going around ESPN and Grantland that Simmons found out about the move via Twitter. Read more
Only because the horse emoji can’t close its eyes. Read more
3) Buffalo Bill was a serial killer! Read more
Whoops. Fixed, thanks! Read more
Don't know, but I'll look into it. Read more
+1, sir. 💯💯💯 Read more
"Yes, there were two Roddy Whites who worked for the Falcons. Yes, that is odd." Read more
Good lord. Read more
If you'd bothered to watch the Dark Knight Rises prequel, Inception, you'd know that the nuclear bomb was the kick that allowed Bruce Wayne to wake up from being Batman and return to Europe. Read more
+1! Read more
I'll die to catch it. Read more
I'm not surprised he's a Redskins fan, since he took out a 6-2 Giant and showed up a 5-9 Cowboy in the process. Read more
Well, she was certainly having naan of it. Read more
Doctor: Jose, we're rushing you into surgery right now. We can save your finger. Read more
Who hasn't stopped along their candy route to listen for footfalls in the shadows? Read more