Funbag8/4/15Aug 4 201542Funbag8/4/15FunbagWhat If The Government Tried To Ban Porn?Chris Kluwe243So it looks like Drew is taking his annual weeklong vacation to Arby’s (“Arby’s: Where Shitting Our Product Out Is…
Apr 8 20151654/8/15Drew Magary Won Chopped Last Night And It’s A Goddamn National DisgraceChris Kluwe363 So imagine my surprise when I logged onto Deadspin last night and found that serial child abuser Drew Magary was…
Why Your Team Sucks9/5/14Sep 5 2014135Why Your Team Sucks9/5/14Why Your Team SucksWhy Deadspin Sucks, By Former NFL Punter Chris KluweChris Kluwe246Some people are fans of the website Deadspin. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the website Deadspin. This…
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Jan 2 20145021/2/14I Was An NFL Player Until I Was Fired By Two Cowards And A BigotChris Kluwe1.0KHello. My name is Chris Kluwe, and for eight years I was the punter for the Minnesota Vikings. In May 2013, the…