Hannah Keyser

7/19/18

The Cheesemonger Invitational Is Where Cheese Becomes A Sport

The public-facing component of The Cheesemonger Invitational is a dairy bacchanalia where ticket-buying attendees…

6/25/18

Hear Radamel Falcao's Goal Called In A Dozen Different Languages

The passion is truly universal.

6/19/18

Dead Letters: Keith Hernandez Reads Our Dead Letters Edition

6/12/18

How Well Did The Belmont Stakes Crowd Know Triple Crown History?

The crowd at the Belmont Stakes was an uneven split between people who were just there to party and horse racing…

6/11/18

A Day At The Belmont Stakes

ELMONT, N.Y.—From just about 20 feet back from the track at the Belmont Stakes, watching three year-old thoroughbred…

6/8/18

Are These The Names Of Real Race Horses Or Just Nonsense Phrases?

If you’re a millionaire race horse owner who reads Deadspin, please consider yourself welcome to use any of these…

6/5/18

How do you like them scrapple?

Last summer, five years after moving to New York City, I went looking for scrapple. I don’t mean in the form of an…

6/4/18

Behold This Large Lad Hitting His First Home Run At The Most Opportune Moment

Cal State Fullerton lists freshman Jace Chamberlin—not “Chamberlain” and no relationship to Joba, that I can find…

5/25/18

Keith Hernandez Has A Lot To Say And It's Not All On Twitter

Keith Hernandez played his last big league baseball game the same year I was born. I’ve never even seen Seinfeld—not…

5/22/18

Lynx To Lynx: "AHHH."

They both make some good points.

5/21/18

The Deadspin Idiots Try To Build A Chair Faster Than A Chair-Building Robot

I’m concerned that it looks like I’m faking incompetence in this video in order to live down to my pre-build…

5/17/18

"Tommy G?": People On The Street Try To Name A Famous Active Baseball Player

If the 2016 survey of 6,000 sports fans that found no active baseball players cracked the top 50 most popular…

5/9/18

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Guy's Insane Two-Finger Push-up

Don’t let the chest, arm, and shoulder strength distract you from the physical marvel that is his fingers not…

5/4/18

Iranian Women Dress Up As Men In Order To Attend Soccer Match

Among the crowd that watched Persepolis top Sepidrood Rasht, 3-0, in Tehran last week was a group of six female fans…

5/3/18

Q&A With Two-Time Judo Gold Medalist Kayla Harrison On Post-Olympic Depression And Her Upcoming MMA Debut

At the 2012 Olympics in London, Kayla Harrison became the first American to win a gold medal in judo. Four years…

4/30/18

This Is The Biggest Wave Ever Surfed

Over the weekend, the World Surf League officially crowned Brazilian surfer Rodrigo Koxa the new record-holder for…

4/27/18

Don't Fuck With This Knife-Wielding Seal

Don’t litter; it arms the wildlife.

4/25/18

<i>Varsity Blues </i>Can't Decide How It Feels About The Cult Of High School Football

Varsity Blues Can't Decide How It Feels About The Cult Of High School Football

Varsity Blues works as long as you don’t think about it too hard. Which, I readily admit, probably means it works…

4/20/18

Umpire Jerry Meals Is Small, Most Baseball Men Are Large: Physical Comedy Ensues

Umpire Jerry Meals is five feet eight inches tall. This is a perfectly respectable height, and one that has not kept…

4/19/18

<i>White Men Can't Jump</i> Is A Lot Of Fun Masking What Appears To Be A Pretty Debilitating Gambling Addiction

White Men Can't Jump Is A Lot Of Fun Masking What Appears To Be A Pretty Debilitating Gambling Addiction

If there’s a moral to be gleaned from White Men Can’t Jump, it’s that that if someone carrying many hundreds of…

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