8/14/22I don’t know what Man United is supposed to beThe team has no direction, no cohesion, and no victories this season
8/12/22They could have at least made 'Hologram Harry' drunk off his assA hologram of the legendary MLB broadcaster led the Field of Dreams game crowd in a rendition of 'Take me out to the…
8/11/22Front offices are bitching about the pitcher limit, which probably means it’ll workAre middle relievers really so precious that they must be protected at all costs?
8/11/22The only thing worse than the owners are their kidsAL Central bottom feeder Detroit Tigers, with one winning season since 2015, fired VP, GM Al Avila
8/10/22Brenden Aaronson is going to be just fineWe don’t have to worry about this Yank’s play in the English Premier League
8/10/22Why does Canada get to participate in the World Juniors?It is embroiled in controversy, yet still allowed to play in the rescheduled tourney
8/9/22So what is AEW’s future in a HHH world?When the guy running WWE doesn’t see ‘wrestling’ as a dirty word, everything changes
8/9/22No matter the regime, the Bears remain unfathomably weirdAll-Pro LB Roquan Smith has asked Chicago to trade him
8/9/22Kevin Durant is an airheadNets forward demands team trade him or fire coach Steve Nash and GM Sean Marks
8/8/22Barcelona are still very much clown shoesLatest bid to declare Frenkie De Jong’s contract ‘illegal’ is the height of ridiculousness
8/8/22Now it’s time to get on the Brandon Vazquez train for USMNTThe Cincinnati FC striker has earned a shot at a big role for the Yanks in Qatar
8/8/22The Dodgers care not for your newest superteamWho’s your padre? Dodgers tune-up rival in a three-game sweep
8/5/22Miguel Cabrera is why you don’t trade Juan SotoBefore Soto, Miggy was the young, generational slugger that was the centerpiece of a blockbuster deal
8/4/22Will Liverpool’s season be defined by children?Diaz, Nunez, and Carvalho will be pivotal to the club’s success, or its failure
8/4/22Well great, now I have to give up psychedelicsAaron Rodgers tells us all that he’s discovered DMT
8/4/22They’re all losersIn the legal battle between Saudi-backed golfers and PGA, there are no winners
8/3/22A serene Tottenham Hotspur will take some getting used toThe EPL is about to kick off and there’s noticeable a lack of drama around the Lilywhites
8/3/22Vin Scully was the connection to everyoneHe was as much a part of the Dodgers, of Los Angeles, of the culture, as anyone in the dugout
8/3/22Are there timelines anymore?There are teams (Padres, Yankees, Astros) that made moves to improve, the Orioles still planning for tomorrow and…