Why do birds suddenly appear whenever you are near?
Joke's on you, A.J. You just got WINNER all over your balls.
Definitely the second-worst thing to happen in the Big Ten this year.
Forward by the Sklar brothers.
The only problem is that a Methodist striptease takes 4 hours.
The worker also said that Gundy "blew up" at him when he inquired about the coach's gender and age.
Aaaaaand they've killed it. That was fast.
All Peter King ever wanted to do was write about coffee and hotel chains who gypped him.