8/2/20Yoenis Cespedes Opts Out but Doesn’t Tell the MetsYoenis Cespedes went missing in action this afternoon, sparking a brief panic and outpouring of concern for the Mets…ByThomas LaforgiaPublishedAugust 2, 2020Save
7/30/20Adam Silver’s NBA Fiddled for Three Weeks as Thousands Died in FloridaIt’s a good time to be a professional basketball propagandist.ByThomas LaforgiaPublishedJuly 30, 2020Save
7/15/20NBA, Disney Squander Testing Kits as Florida Residents Die in Record NumbersHere’s where we left off in Florida, which is an awful place governed by morons:ByThomas LaforgiaPublishedJuly 15, 2020Save
7/3/20Entire Team Quarantined in Disney’s Stupid ‘Athlete Bubble’ as More Test PositiveThey’re spending Independence Day in lockdown.ByThomas LaforgiaPublishedJuly 3, 2020Save
7/1/20Disney World’s Stupid ‘Athlete Bubble’ Is Already ContaminatedIt’s already bursting.ByThomas LaforgiaPublishedJuly 1, 2020Save
6/20/20Florida, Disney, and the NBA Will Have Blood on Their HandsDo you hear that sound, Florida?ByThomas LaforgiaPublishedJune 20, 2020Save
5/17/20Quinton Dunbar, DeAndre Baker Post Bond After Night in Jail Pro cornerbacks Quinton Dunbar and DeAndre Baker, wanted on felony charges in the wake of an alleged armed robbery…ByDonovan Dooley and Thomas LaforgiaPublishedMay 17, 2020Save
5/15/20Quinton Dunbar’s Lawyer Says Victims ‘Walked Into My Office’ to Sing New Tune: He Didn’t Rob UsThe already cloudy picture of an alleged armed robbery Wednesday night involving NFL corners Quinton Dunbar and…ByThomas LaforgiaPublishedMay 15, 2020Save
5/15/20Quinton Dunbar’s Lawyer: Witness Statements Prove Corner‘s Innocence in House-Party Armed RobberyUpdate: Since the publication of this story, Dunbar’s attorney has spoken to Deadspin. More recent information on…ByThomas LaforgiaPublishedMay 15, 2020Save
5/14/20NFL Cornerback Duo Swiped Watches, Cash at Gunpoint in $70K House Party Heist, Cops SayPolice in Florida have issued arrest warrants for NFL cornerbacks DeAndre Baker, of the Giants, and Quinton Dunbar,…ByThomas LaforgiaPublishedMay 14, 2020Save
5/6/20These Amoral Lizard-People Have Reached A New Low: $25 Face Coverings That Don’t WorkImagine surveying the world as it is today — a horrifying place, pervaded by joblessness, pestilence, and…ByThomas LaforgiaPublishedMay 6, 2020Save
4/25/20A Salute to Tristan Wirfs' Cat, the NFL Draft's Lone FelineIt had been inevitable, since the announcement of the broadcast format for this year’s NFL Draft, that dogs, the…ByThomas LaforgiaPublishedApril 25, 2020Save
4/25/20Steve Dalkowski, Inspiration for Nuke LaLoosh of ‘Bull Durham,’ Dead At 80 Due to COVID-19Steve Dalkowski, a towering figure in minor-league lore whose legendary arm strength was matched only by his lack of…ByThomas LaforgiaPublishedApril 25, 2020Save