Balls, Ranked
God has blessed us with so many balls. Here they all are, definitively ranked from worst to best.
43. Hair/Fuzz
No thanks / Via elbud/ [object Object] 42. Gum
I’d rather a stick, honestly / Sylvie Bouchard/ [object Object] 41. Times Square
Who cares? / via Getty. 40. Foos
Way too small / Oleg Malyshev/ [object Object] . 39. Billiard
Hard and stressful / via Getty 38. State University
If you like this sort of thing, I guess / via Ball State University 37. Yarn
Good for sweaters and cats, nothing else / via Nataliia K./ [object Object] 36. of the Foot
These are helpful / via Piotr Marcinski/ [object Object] 35. Rugby
All wrong / via Getty 34. Australian Rules Foot
Hm / via Getty 33. Cricket
What even / via Getty 32. Paddle
Eh / via Mega Pixel/ [object Object] 31. Power
Potentially great / via karenfoleyphotography/ [object Object] 30. Exercise
We’ll see / via Edler von Rabenstein/ [object Object] 29. Stress
Pretty good / via Obak/ [object Object] 28. Male (Testes)
I get it, but I wish I didn’t have to / via elbud/Shutterstock 27. Golf
Nice to hold / via Getty 26. Magic “8"
Good for knowledge / via Kostsov/ [object Object] 25. Crystal
Also good for knowledge / via Phil McDonald/ [object Object] 24. Wiffle
Easier to hit / via Getty 23. Shuttlecock
Bouncy with a great name / via Getty 22. Skee
Pretty fun / via AP 21. Debutante
Good for becoming a woman / via AP 20. Beach
Light / via Stepan Bormotov/ [object Object] 19. Koosh
Feels good between fingers / via Stephen Bonk/ [object Object] 18. Foot
People like this / via Getty 17. Medicine
Satisfying heft / via Getty 16. Soccer
Kickable / via Getty 15. Marble
Nice to steal / via Getty 14. Ping Pong
So many uses / via Getty 13. Lacrosse
A nice weight / via Getty 12. Soft
A little big for my hand, but my hands are small / via Getty 11. Lucille
An American icon / via Getty 10. Water Polo
Unexpectedly airy / via Getty 9. Bowling
Just great / via Getty 8. Kick
Bouncy and wonderful / via Getty 7. Volley
The only sport I could ever play / via Getty 6. Tennis
Damn, yes / via Getty 5. Basket
So many possibilities / via Getty 4. Base
Iconically American / via Getty 3. Met Costume
Stunning / via Getty 2. Meat
Delicious / via Getty 1. Super
Wow / via [object Object] Images via AP, Getty, and Shutterstock; Top image via dslaven/ Shutterstock.
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