Levi Tillemann is a Democrat running for Congress in Colorado’s sixth congressional district, and he wants you to know he is a leader who will work to “break through the partisan gridlock” and honestly I missed most of the rest of it because holy shit the guy just unloads a fucking quart of pepper spray into his own fucking eyeballs!
As political stunts go, fuck me I can’t even finish this sentence. Look at my man go!
Worst Darkness Retreats of the Week
I leave you with this image, of a motherfuckin’ doer. Hardcore.
Foldable Camping Cot
Adjustable and portable
Set the backrest to any position to fit your needs so you can relax out under the sun this summer.