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Breaking: Bryce Harper Does Something That's Pretty Cool And Won't Offend Anyone

The Chosen One evidently has a habit for sneak-attack leap-frogging his teammates. Those contact lenses are committing a double miracle: a career turnaround, and actual, on-the-record inoffensive behavior. Praise Harper!

H/T Alan.

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