One of our favorite ongoing jokes involves the unusually close relationship between Colts quarterback Peyton Manning and country "singer" Kenny Chesney, or, as we prefer to call them, "Chesnning." Well, our handsome devil of a brother at Defamer has the report today of a flight attendant proclaiming to an entire plane that Chesney is not, in fact, taking snaps from our favorite Colt.
Apparently, a 47-year-old woman announced to a Southwest Airlines flight — which just happened to have a gossip columnist on board — that she was once hump buddies with Chesney ("when he had hair") and he was "capable."
This, of course, will end all Chesnning rumors, until, of course, that conveniently timed post-Pro Bowl cruise trip. Here's hoping Fred Smoot's there.
Stewardess Hands Out Salted Peanuts, Defends Chesney s Heterosexuality [Defamer]
Bad Time To Think Of Peyton [Deadspin]