Ass Team Of The Week

The Detroit Lions lost 14-13 to the Buffalo Bills on Sunday, a result that guaranteed both a losing season and…

Not so long ago Washington was a boring football team that nevertheless appeared destined to play in precisely one…

Here are the circumstances under which it is acceptable to lose 6-0 to the Jacksonville Jaguars: The game takes…

Every person that cares about NFL football was freed from having to pay any attention to the San Francisco 49ers at…

Here is an easy prediction to make: the Philadelphia Eagles are certainly not going to repeat as Super Bowl…

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers lost 16-3 to Washington on Sunday, but just about every number save for the final score…

I would like to talk to you about self-loathing football season.

The New York Giants have transformed into a tremendous keister this season, the size and proportions of which have…

When watching the very bad football games that I have to watch in order to write this series, I sometimes like to…

How did we get here? How did the Oakland Raiders go from being a 12-4 team in 2016, to an underachieving 6-10 team…

Listen, any doo-doo team can go out there and get the shit kicked out of them by the Rams or the Chiefs. The truest…

This is my favorite part of the NFL season, in part because I get a certain thrill out of watching teams that roar…

It’s important to point out early on in this series that a team does not have to actually be ass in order to be the…

There are often discrete reasons that go a long way toward explaining a bad team’s badness. Look to the New York…