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Ass Team Of The Week

Welcome to Ass Team Of The Week, a recurring feature in which we celebrate the most butt teams the NFL has to offer.

12/18/18

1:07 PM

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Ass Team Of The Week: The Lions Finally Crapped Their Season Into The Toilet

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12/11/18

11:12 AM

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Ass Team Of The Week: Washington Sucked Down A Doo-Doo Milkshake On Purpose

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12/4/18

12:08 PM

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Ass Team Of The Week: The Indianapolis Colts Went Down Like A Bunch Of Chumps

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11/27/18

3:38 PM

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Ass Team Of The Week11/27/18

Ass Team Of The Week: Oh Yeah, The San Francisco 49ers Still Play Football

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11/20/18

1:40 PM

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Ass Team Of The Week: You And The Philadelphia Eagles Will Be Trampled By The Stampede Of Time And Left For Dead

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11/13/18

1:47 PM

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Ass Team Of The Week: The Buccaneers Were Killed By Their Own Hot, Compressed Farts

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11/6/18

10:33 AM

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Ass Team Of The Week: The Jets Would Like To Welcome You To Self-Loathing Football Season

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10/30/18

1:17 PM

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Ass Team Of The Week: Eli Manning And The New York Giants Will Break You

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10/23/18

1:13 PM

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Ass Team Of The Week10/23/18

Ass Team Of The Week10/23/18

Ass Team Of The Week: Sean McDermott Cooked Up The Butt Meat And Derek Anderson Is Serving It

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10/16/18

12:46 PM

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Ass Team Of The Week: The Raiders Are A Pestilence

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10/9/18

10:51 AM

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Ass Team Of The Week: The Ravens Won The Ass-Off

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10/2/18

1:41 PM

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Ass Team Of The Week: Do Not Ever Feel That You Must Respect The Dolphins

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9/25/18

12:17 PM

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Ass Team Of The Week: The Vikings Reached Hell In 10 Minutes

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9/18/18

10:49 AM

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Ass Team Of The Week: Everything Is Wrong With The Arizona Cardinals

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