Social media has Hoovered the best years out of my life. The last thing I remember, I was a college freshman whose…

A look at the awful children’s programming you’re forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the…

Drew wrote in this week’s Funbag about getting waxed by his own dang kid in FIFA 19. In our staff chatroom, I…

If you’ve been around these internet parts for the past few years, you know all about gaslighting, wherein people…

A parent’s job is to create a supportive environment for their kids, giving them the space to make their own…

I was alone in a hotel room on the East Side of Manhattan last week (PRO TIP: Never stay on the East Side of…

Caps for Sale: A Tale of a Peddler, Some Monkeys and Their Monkey Business is a children’s classic that was…

The Babar I remember from childhood was a jolly elephant who goes on adventures. Somehow that’s all I took with me…

I never threaten to turn the car around. That’s a cliché and an empty threat, but more important it offends my…

A look at the awful children’s programming you’re forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the…

I was not born or raised in the D.C. area but all of my children were, and so I felt it was my solemn duty as a Good…

A look at the awful children’s programming you’re forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the…

I am a dad at all times but Spring Break is when I am, without fail, at my MOST dad. It combines all the prime…

Here is a take for you: Wear some goddamn headphones when you watch a video in public.

‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house…
Not a damn thing was ready.

I thought I was done. My kids were no longer babies, which meant no more formula, which meant no more time laboring…

I’ve been taking my kids to the beach for years now and in that time we have brought along any number of cumbersome,…

When I was a young kid we knew all the names of pretty much everybody in our whole little neighborhood. The kids…

I own a house and the thing about home ownership is that it is a lifetime project. At any given moment, there is…

Every year I look forward to summer before remembering that summer is, in fact, hell. There are bugs. There is…