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Welcome to Dead Letters, the feature in which we reprint our favorite reader mail. We should take this moment to remind you that all emails to Deadspin and its editors and writers are on the record unless otherwise specified. Now for your letters.

Dead Letters: "Earth Isn’t A Rotating Sphere, Get Used To It"

Dead Letters: "You Are A Bruins Dan"

6/07/19 12:18PM

Dead Letters: "Dick And Ball's."

Dead Letters: "Your Prayers Fall To Deaf Ears. Except For Satan. He Is YOUR God."

Dead Letters: "VIETNAM MOTHERFUCKERS"

3/01/19 11:55AM

Dead Letters: "I Will Poop On Your Head"

Dead Letters: "You Are Truly In A Deadspin"

12/14/18 11:08AM

Irish Rugby's Mike McCarthy: Please Specify That It Is I Who Should Not Be Coaching The Green Bay Packers

12/13/18 11:51AM

Dead Letters: "What Kinda Reporter Uses The Word Ass"

11/02/18 2:01PM

Dead Letters: Special "What Donald Trump Supporters Are Like" Edition

9/15/18 12:30PM

Dead Letters: Special All–Papa John Edition

Barry Petchesky

Dead Letters: "A Lot Of People 'Hump' The Flag"

Dead Letters: Keith Hernandez Reads Our Dead Letters Edition

6/19/18 11:45AM

Dead Letters: Special Insane Voicemail Edition

6/11/18 10:26AM

Dead Letters: The Barstool Defenders Have Logged On

Dead Letters: Golden Knights Edition

Barry Petchesky

Dead Letters: "Quit Trying To Stir Up A Race War !!!!"

Dead Letters: "Now Start Your Down Fall"

Dead Letters: "Evil Prevails"

4/06/18 12:08PM

Dead Letters: "Go Back To School And Become A Christian"

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