We Need A New "America's Team"
Today, we’re talking about shoelaces, Trump’s hair, insomnia, Philly sports fans, and more.
Does Hockey Have Any Damn Business In Texas?
This week we’re talking about Notre Dame, New Year’s resolutions, whether you too can be a Football Man, and of course,…
Christmas Candy Vs. Halloween Candy: Who Ya Got?!
Today we’re talking about groomzillas, NFL bye weeks, Olive Garden, shitty teams, and more.
Could Trump Dodge A Shoe?
Today, we’re talking about fart ventriloquism, Street Fighter, Bernie the Avalanche mascot, and more.
Everywhere Is Gross
Today, we’re talking about chuds, Nick Foles, Home Depot, overpopulation, and more.
How Did Donald Trump Propose?
Today, we’re talking about Trump’s marriage proposal technique, breakfast foods, Home Depot, cursing sports announcers,…
What's The Worst Thing People Do In Office Bathrooms?
Today, we’re talking about couples therapy, rude coaches, Charles Dickens, food gentrification, great feats of acting,…
The Constitution Is
Garbage
Today, we’re talking about doors, gym TVs, pull-ups, broadcaster fights, and more.
Down With Big
Scooter
Today, we’re talking about Chewbacca pooping, Trump, dinosaur fights, sneezing, and more.
Candy Versus Booze: Who Ya Got?!
Today, we’re talking about woke Axl Rose, salt, rich assholes who exercise a lot, and more.
Don’t Force Your
Sports Fandom Onto Other People’s Kids, You Asshole
Today, we’re talking about French fries, cocaine, college football, and more.
Help! My Boss Just
Followed Me On Twitter
Today, we’re talking about T-shirts, gorilla suits, flowers, peeing, and more.
The 19 Boringest
Athletes Of All Time
Today, we’re talking about pistachios, cults, Costco, crying, and more.
Contract The Timberwolves
Today, we’re talking about pajamas, Nathan Peterman, liquor runs, and more.
Stop Using The Same Fucking GIFs Over And Over
Today, we’re talking about Drew Brees, water bottles, cake donuts, and more.
You And I Are Eating Too Much Chicken
Today, we’re talking about Gritty, weddings, pissing in the woods, and more.
Give Pitchers And Catchers Headsets
Today, we’re talking about peanut butter yogurt, pot pies, P.J. Fleck, and more.
Writing Is Talking Now
Today, we’re talking about smartphones, Trump’s DMs, tweezers, and more.
Pardon The Interruption Needs To Die
Before we get into the Funbag, I just wanna remind you that the Deadcast is gonna be LIVE in Chicago on Monday night.…
Shake Shack Is Our Most Overrated Fast Food Restaurant
Before I get into the Funbag, I have a special announcement: The DEADCAST is coming to Chicago on Sept. 17, a week from…