Today, we’re talking about Steve Kerr, pillow talk, neglected foodstuffs, and more.

Today, we’re talking about parsing online reviews, new candy bars, battered fries, oddly named Pennsylvania burgs,…

Today, we’re talking about weed, toilet paper, golf, fucking to John Tesh, and more.

Today, we’re talking about bad bathrooms, breakfast in bed, rugby, Game of Thrones, and more. 

Today, we’re talking about J.R.R. Tolkien, OK symbols, plastic knives, beer cans, and more.

Today, we’re talking about old man farts, parking apps, Florida, road trips, cupcakes, and more.

Today, we’re talking about Woj, golf nets, bank cafes, Ichiro, pizza rolls, and more.

Today, we’re talking about science fiction, playoff seeding, mortadella, microwaves, and more.

Today, we’re talking about Game of Thrones, pizza pilgrimages, movie knowers, bad candy bars, and more.

Today, we’re talking about wallets, watching sports alone, asshole coaches, and more.

Today, we’re talking about pizza, worst places to die, the NCAA tournament, and more.

Today, we’re talking about Scott Van Pelt, rich assholes in space, flipping the bird, and more.

Today, we’re talking about chicken pot pie, the NCAA tournament, dirty belts, and more.

Today, we’re talking about baths, grocery store timing, quotable movies, Bryce Harper, and more.

Today, we’re talking about basketball, Joe Lunardi sucking, conductors, vengeance, and more.

Today, we’re talking about Bojangles, Bob Kraft, burnt hot dogs, and more.

Today, we’re talking about birth plans, diarrhea, weird doctors, and more.

Today, we’re talking about poop, backspacing, Bob Ross, soft-boiled eggs, and more.

Today, we’re talking about the Super Bowl, stoner girlfriends, the NBA, and more.

Today we’re talking about Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, and more.