Oct 23 2019SaveThe Blowhole10/23/19The Blowhole10/23/19The Dolphins As North KoreaJordan SargentSaveThe Miami Dolphins’ loss to the Buffalo Bills on Sunday was their most normal game of the season, which is to say…
Oct 16 2019SaveThe Blowhole10/16/19The Blowhole10/16/19The Dolphins Smashed Their Own Dicks To A Pulp, And Then Smashed Them Some MoreJordan SargentSaveThis past Sunday, the Miami Dolphins failed so flagrantly, so perfectly, in a game so perversely important that was…
Oct 2 2019SaveThe Blowhole10/2/19The Blowhole10/2/19Dad Made The Very Sleepy Chargers Get Out Of Bed And Beat The DolphinsJordan SargentSaveOkay, so I can’t show you what it would look like if the Miami Dolphins played a college football team. But I can…
Sep 25 2019SaveThe Blowhole9/25/19The Blowhole9/25/19The Blowhole: Brian Flores Wants To Spoonfeed You SadnessJordan SargentSaveThe most important thing to know about the Miami Dolphins is that their new coach, Brian Flores, treats every game…