The Summer of Gronk, Part II, might be less than three weeks old, but it's already so far along that Gronkshaming has become a thing. So where can it go from here? Why not porn! A porn company has offered Gronk $3.75 million—the equivalent of his 2014 salary—to record a scene with his friend BiBi Jones, who coincidentally unretired and returned to her work in adult films just last week.
The move is obviously a publicity stunt on the part of the porn company, especially since doing porn might violate the NFL's personal conduct policy. But why let any sort of humdrum reality spoil the fun? Busted Coverage has already created the Twitter hashtag #GronkPornTitles. Feel free to chime in with your own suggestions down in the discussion.